Digital flotsam skimmed from my travels in the ethereal ephemera.Tumblr (3.0; @fiveoclockninja)http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c72896f1588078624448d2839f1ef4a/tumblr_mn72ksATpq1qe3m9lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://7sobm.tumblr.com/post/51069396496/wasted-rita-7" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">7sobm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.wastedrita.com/" target="_blank">Wasted Rita</a>.  <a href="http://7sobm.tumblr.com" target="_blank">7</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/51070934453http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/51070934453Wed, 22 May 2013 10:34:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f14d28a936d6008af077dc1560cdb40/tumblr_mmuummFdC61qzjc9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50573640443http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50573640443Thu, 16 May 2013 08:49:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1276f88d70c638cc8b33992bc9288a70/tumblr_mmtk9yIGyu1qz5aifo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now with booze!</p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50470345538http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50470345538Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b8ada9e69f44e1851b43bad992336ac/tumblr_mmn4kkf1a81qz5aifo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Curtain lights! This is it, the night of nights!”</p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50171232443http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50171232443Sat, 11 May 2013 11:33:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12fb0c909691ec51d7ab1062370ec4f9/tumblr_mmn4hbZc3d1qz5aifo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The home Tiki bar is nearly finished.</p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50171101673http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50171101673Sat, 11 May 2013 11:31:59 -0400austinkleon: “The key to eternal happiness is low overhead and no debt.” —Lynda...http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50107676034http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50107676034Fri, 10 May 2013 16:04:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0262899136ff350df60f913b68926d2/tumblr_mmjhwfnoSn1qz5aifo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cousin Niko, let’s go bowling!<br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dz795/this_just_happened_outside_my_apartment/" target="_blank">reddit</a> </p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50019239595http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/50019239595Thu, 09 May 2013 12:31:27 -0400GTAhelicoptercousin romannikobowling<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eace757cd176a21a64b6b57a277b2d81/tumblr_mm4nyqbEvJ1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/49365573601/art-is-never" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://design-milk.com/desktop-wallpaper-may-2013/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+design-milk+%28Design+Milk%29" target="_blank">Art is never</a></p></blockquote>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/49441915469http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/49441915469Thu, 02 May 2013 11:57:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2854e88607b746a820072f507912db2d/tumblr_mlgji24vAk1ru36qzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2db8f28c99d3267dee312db8df374530/tumblr_mlgji24vAk1ru36qzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thepixelatednerd.tumblr.com/post/49190022205/steve-simpson" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thepixelatednerd</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.stevesimpson.com/" target="_blank">Steve Simpson</a></p></blockquote>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/49191351022http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/49191351022Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:24:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/914a29aaed2dc46e5b8827893d13776b/tumblr_mlnx5bAJdX1qz8x31o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/48615733707/in-one-week-comedy-central-and-twitter-will" target="_blank">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In one week, Comedy Central and Twitter will launch the first ever <strong>#ComedyFest</strong>, a five-day celebration of comedy taking place on Twitter and featuring <strong>Mel Brooks, Carl Reiner, Judd Apatow, Gabriel Iglesias, Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, The Cast of RENO 911!, Amy Schumer, Jeff Ross, Doug Benson, Steve Agee, Paul Feig, Neal Brennan, Al Madrigal</strong> and many others!</p> <p>The festival kicks off next Monday with the one and only <strong>Mel Brooks joining Twitter</strong>. His first tweet will be a live-stream of an event at LA’s Paley Center with Brooks and Carl Reiner, moderated by Judd Apatow.</p> <p>Altogether, #ComedyFest will include <strong>16 programmed events featuring more than 50 comedians</strong>. Be sure to follow <a href="http://twitter.com/comedycentral/" target="_blank">@ComedyCentral</a> on Twitter for updates.</p> <p>Click through for the full lineup.</p> <p><a href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/48615733707/in-one-week-comedy-central-and-twitter-will" target="_blank">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/49191132791http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/49191132791Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:20:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05311ca10ce2e74af511ab34dc674387/tumblr_mlsc3fIhxV1qm5oj4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/48854417764/d" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>D:</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve found my Power Animal.</p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48876134214http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48876134214Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:00:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e703e1117e98d4b0a4997eb7f886f3c/tumblr_mlois5Mthe1qzrdsyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theremina.tumblr.com/post/48646330857/via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theremina</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(<a href="https://www.facebook.com/LovecraftBronzeBustProject" target="_blank">via</a>)</p></blockquote>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48704550395http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48704550395Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:52:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c12399269a58740cef9493b0e8246d7b/tumblr_mlpq9nN8sV1qz5aifo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bud Light Beer with Natural Flavor and CERTIFIED Colour.<br/><br/>That shit had to be certified. We don’t just let <em>any</em> gawdamned colour in our beer! <br/><br/>Why make this?<br/>Because fuck you, that’s why. </p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48694850183http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48694850183Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:44:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb789d3fc538295c3ac5729fea464938/tumblr_mlnqlcAEIa1qz5aifo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Another week starts…</p> <p>(via <a href="http://alpha-assassin.deviantart.com/art/Disgruntled-Owl-is-disgruntled-167192694" target="_blank">Disgruntled Owl is disgruntled by ~Alpha-Assassin on deviantART</a>)</p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48609144918http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48609144918Mon, 22 Apr 2013 08:56:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20247319214179a90b9319e304bb2a2d/tumblr_mlisyrAE0a1qz5aifo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And the work-week is done!<br/><br/>See you on Monday, kids… </p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48380225167http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48380225167Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:59:15 -0400Fridayweekendgoatsfaceplant<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/601991a25e36ce877245ccdff2e8dc4a/tumblr_mlinolSK9H1qz5aifo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>The level of preparedness on Friday projects…</p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48372093330http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48372093330Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:05:09 -0400due fridayrusham disappoint<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0acdac3c6e1be0a0e57bdf8dc5828473/tumblr_mlieghZhTj1ql10y6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mediamattersforamerica.tumblr.com/post/48360787777/lets-just-be-clear-about-something-here-bombing" target="_blank">mediamattersforamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Let’s just be clear about something here: <a href="http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/04/19/bombing-an-abortion-clinic-is-terrorism/193700" target="_blank">Bombing an abortion clinic <strong>*is*</strong> terrorism.</a></span></p> </blockquote> <p>The take-away from this Tweet: Only Muslims can commit terrorism.</p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48362132631http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48362132631Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:10:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ced28d1464c34d2ffa90dc7431d9690e/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d854b06183c3712acaa913649df8fd0/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18b69d2431f26bbc2c4444e754b711a3/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52e8f4a10ee5abb81e84ded4d31653f7/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36cded3ba238eee6f1eddb6f803b6025/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcb770e13c82dd9c9a4c7e82c7ee26e6/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f85b37ccf8ec44d1ba64a72e84f15b7c/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f825d9b9046c7eef6927552f79783e02/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebd3b3b741d82dc6b8b5964df6b5ff56/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d619a9ea776e1fe04935972bd3a11d5/tumblr_ml5ttePMoa1qh7t2lo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://rubthatnub.tumblr.com/post/48310689212/posession-by-daniel-brokstad" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">rubthatnub</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Posession by <a href="http://www.danielbrokstad.com/" target="_blank">Daniel Brokstad</a><span><br/></span></p></blockquote>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48355972368http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48355972368Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:07:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c613819c1fc62e5e40acc1b289a65534/tumblr_mlhl261LKj1r858p5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.theoverlookhotel.com/post/48338567221/artist-shane-mccormack" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-overlook-hotel</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Artist: <a href="http://www.shanemccormack.com" target="_blank">Shane McCormack</a></p></blockquote>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48354899676http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48354899676Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:43:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/580c2efc6633eaf3cf7ec6e8bfa85491/tumblr_mlgoqc5Y1u1qz5aifo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Almost Friday…</p> <p>(via <a href="http://imgur.com/4BvWsIP" target="_blank">cuddle puddle - Imgur</a>)</p>http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48287762947http://fiveoclockninja.tumblr.com/post/48287762947Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:32:36 -0400