March 2009
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The English language was created to confound and confuse you. Now you can lose friends in pub trivia.
Easy Mac Micro Maniac →
From jelly beans to crayons to Christmas lights, everything gets nuked! It’s the “Will it Blend” for microwaves!
Smoke's Poutinerie →
Gourmet and delicious poutine… in Toronto! It’s great if you want a full ten pounds of poutine and a heart problem.
Connecticut Working Families | Bus tours of AIG... →
Connecticut’s Vote Working Families is offering bus-tours of the luxurious mansions of the AIG execs who are in line to receive gigantic, taxpayer-funded bonuses. This will not end well.
“Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.”
– Evan Esar (A man who wrote funny ideas for a living. Pretty easy to enjoy that job.)
This Cake Will Make Your Eyeballs Burst Into... →
If insanity tried to entertain a party inside its’ twisted, manic home; this is what it would watch for inspiration.
“i am so done with social media marketers. y’all are peeing in the pool.”
– Heather Champ. Who rules. And is dead right. (via merlin)
“No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked,”
– GOP official denies prostitute report
WatchRicky Gervais talks to Elmo about drugs, child abuse, the holocaust and necrophilia.
“Oct. 1, 1995 - Robert “Firecracker” Overacker dies while trying to...”
– CityNews.ca
“When the man emerged below the falls, the force of the current had pulled off...”
– CTV Toronto
“The internet is about the World Wide Web, not the Canadian Wide Web,” Shaw...”
– Rogers, Shaw argue against ISP levy
“In hopes of maintaining his status as “the eBay of prophecy,”
– Is Obama the Antichrist?
