December 2008
Lost Gun, Can't Travel →
Albany police officer crashes into three parked cars while off-duty. Same guy who lost his gun at LakeFest while off-duty. Neither suspended nor reprimanded. Just a ticket. Make the streets a safer place; never let this guy go off-duty!
“But I have found that nothing cures wealth like illness.”
– Roger Ebert’s Journal
Is is Photocopy or Similarity..??? →
Oddly enough, Xerox isn’t in this listing.
Text Messages Cost Carriers Nothing →
Remember kids, all coprorations loathe you. You’re meat-sheild between them and more money.
Fuck You, Penguin →
